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Bancuri
BANC. Cum și-au dat întâlnire un băiat și o fată pe Messenger folosind doar emoticoane în discuție
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
Traducerea discuției din emoticoane:
Băiatul: Bună!
Fata: Bună!
Băiatul: Vrei să ne întâlnim să facem dragoste?
Fata: Nu pot
Băiatul: Te rog!
Fata: Bine.
Băiatul: Fug spre casa ta.
Fata: Să nu bați la ușă și să intri în liniște că dorm ai mei!
VEZI ȘI: Bancul zilei | ”Ieșim diseară la o tavă de mici și vreo două beri?”
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